Just when you thought it was safe to come out on the web. . .

The game haunts you. Can you beat it?

I'm Doomed, Give me RPG!

Nah man, get *off* the court!

Gimme some In-ter-net-Ac-tion!

Warning! This area is not for wimps

Go eat your own dust. I want to play alone!!

I'll be covert and go the email route
(embarrasing snicker)